caution do not approach -AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

don't push me. i might have to start a group chat without you - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

Farted - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

gonna ask hubby to help with all the animals - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

good morning to everyone except democrats - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

good morning to everyone except newscum - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

good morning to everyone except republicans - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG

good morning to everyone except satan - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

good morning to everyone except trump - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG

have kids. they said. it will be great. they said - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i agreed to a "couple" chickens. not sure what my wife heard - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i don't have the time or energy for you today - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i peaked years ago. guessing it's all about character development at this point - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i said what i said - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i'm 100% organic- AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

i'm only speaking to dogs today - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

it's fine. i'm fine. everything is fine - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

meds needed now - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

mmmm bacon - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

not today heifer - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

not today satan - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

now this is a money pit - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

over the top? nah. not me. - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER