BEWARE! I CAN MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR AND THEN HELP OTHERS LOOK FOR YOU - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

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CAUTION DO NOT APPROACH -AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

CRAP I NEED TO DO - FUNNY NOTEPAD

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DID SOMEONE SAY HAPPY HOUR - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

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Good Morning To Everyone Except Democrats - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG

Good Morning To Everyone Except Donald Trump - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG

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HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR 110 POUND FRIEND - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMN! YOU'RE OLD! - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

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I DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY FOR YOU TODAY - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

I GOT THIS AWESOME MUG FROM MY FAVORITE KID - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER

I MIGHT HAVE TO START A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT YOU - AVAILABLE AS A FUNNY MUG OR TUMBLER